NoMoreYellowBricks

Honey, you should see me in a crown.

giggle:

giggle:

what do you call a fast zombie?

a zoooombie

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mulders:

Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14

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STOP SCROLLING IMMEDIATELY

the-spookytronian:

skelezor:

THIS IS REAL!!!!!! if u do not reblog in 10 seconds u will be visited by these  

s k e l l i n g t o n s  at midnight tonight!! don’t even risk it!1

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As the skeleton lord, I can officially say that we are not fucking around. We ain’t no fuckboys

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gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

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delish-duck:

bitsofmashmallow:

A hugging octopus necklace that appears ghostly white by day, then wakes at night to glow brilliantly in turquoise and highlighter yellow.

Click here to see it

octopluss ayyeee

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unpopuler:

i couldn’t care less if kids in school like me, as long as I have a connection with staff then im good

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florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

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